The Blues season will end on a disappointing note as they are out of any playoff hopes. A loss and a tie is all they could come up with on their 2 game road trip. Miami Ultras and a few staff met at Fritz & Franz Bierhaus in Coral Gables on Friday night to watch the Charleston Battery vs our Miami FC Blues in a match that was a must win. Unfortunately all the Ultras could do was sit back drink their beers and laugh at the goal that eliminated us from any playoff hopes. Miami FC defender Gale Agbossoumonde missed a clearance of the ball which in turn went between keeper Kenny Schoeni's legs. It was a moment that we all commented pretty much felt like the appropriate end to a season full of mistakes. But you be the judge and let me know what you think. Also check out the goal by Aaron King on the same video right after:
"Miami FC will be featured on Fox Soccer Channel one last time this season, Friday at 8 pm. Charleston Battery will host the Blues in a must win for Miami.
Our playoff hopes may be over, but there is still pride to play for. “We also owe it to the fans, and the community to come home with a victory," said head coach Zinho.
In honor of our Blues getting the spotlight on national television, the Miami Ultras will host a Watch Party at Fritz and Franz Bierhaus. The game starts 8 pm Friday, the drinking starts as soon as the work bell rings.
The first ten fans that show up at F&F get a free Miami Ultras T-Shirt. We will also have a ticket give-a-way for the last Miami FC home game of the season.
“The locker room feels determined and we are going to bring our A game to Charleston for National TV," stated MFC midfielder Jarryd Goldberg. Fritz and Franz Located at : 60 Merrick Way, Coral Gables Fl. 33134
Hola South Florida Futbol Fans and peoples of the worlds! (Especialy all the hot mamacitas!) Burrito bring you mucho informations so put on seatbelts cause here we go:
Miami FC win game on Sunday vs los Aztex from Austin by 2-0. Burritos idol Diego Serna hit post on shot then miss penalty but later score when Austin Goalie make boo boo and give ball straight to Serna. Ay que pendejo! Diego say "Gracias amigo" and score goal like true macho man that he is! Then Connally Edozien score goal to make Aztex thier bitches for the nite! The Burrito player of the games and winner of the Golden Burrito go to Paulo Araujo Jr! He play with heart and huevos! Read more at Ultra's site here
Miami FC play today at 8 pm at Tropical Park versus The Charleston Battery. Game is FREE so everyone and their mami needs to go or Burrito hit you on head with quesadilla! Tailgate start at 6 pm! Vamos Miami!
Burrito watch USA vs Italy game on Telefutura yesterday and was sad to see that those pinches cheaters that make good espagetti win over USA by 3-1. Rico Clark get red and that pretty much end all hopes for USA. Burrito was happy to see his compadre Fernando Clavijo talking on halftime pero Fernando no mention Miami FC! Porque? He should have worn something on suit with Miami FC logo or something... maybe a Miami Ultra scarf? Come on Miami FC let's do somethings!
Talk abouts Miami FC not doing anything, Burrito take bus to Lockhart stadium and there is no sign on Commercial Blvd that say there is a game! Porque? Then they wonder why people don't go to games. How do people know there is a game if there are no signs? Burrito suggest they put those waving Soccer balls in front of stadium and not hidden in the back. Now we have games at FIU stadium, lets see if Miami FC do advertisements or something there.
Marcelo Balboa was 0n DA show 560 AM Saturday afternoon and Burrito hear on way to Lockhart. Balboa say he was watching some chingado hockey game and was bored. DA never mentioned the Miami FC game that was taking place in a few hours... he did mention his Soccer Clinic...? Either ways DA going to do soccer segment on Thursdays 9 or 10ish Burrito will let you vatos know the deal. Balboa was in town for the futbolito thingie and was on Univision in morning getting hair cutoff for charity. Check out video, sorry it's in Spanish but you see most of his hair go bye-bye!
Miami FC was able to overcome a 1-0 deficit at half time and defeated Lynch's FC by scoring 2 goals in 1 minute.
Lynch's drew first blood at the 35th minute off of a penalty that left the crowd gathered at Tropical Park silent. As half time came and went things looked bleak for the Blues until a confusing play that looked like a penalty in favor of Miami FC led to the first goal by Paulo Araujo at the 64th minute.
As soon as the game restarted Miami FC went for the kill and not even a minute later Striker Diego Serna escaped his markers and made it 2-1, which proved to be the final score that takes the Blue's to the next stage of the U.S. Open Cup.
Now Miami FC will play against the Charleston Battery who defeated Atlanta FC by 2-0 in a game which saw Atlanta lose 3 players to red cards. More here
According to the U.S. Open Schedule Miami FC would play The Battery on Tuesday June 16 at 8 pm at Tropical Park which would be crazy, considering the Blue's will play at Vancouver this Friday June 12 and then play this Sunday June 14 against Austin here at Lockhart Stadium! To make things worse after their U.S. Open Cup game Miami FC plays June 18, 20 and 23rd! For more on the crazy nightmare schedule the Blue's will go on check out the Miami Ultras site.
In other Miami FC news Honduran national team and one time Miami Fusion player Saul Martinez was seen practicing with the Blues prior to the Lynch's FC game. Could this be another signing or is he just training with the team? Saul was last seen playing for Club Deportivo Marathon of Honduras.
It's time to bleed Blue South Florida fans and support Miami FC as they play against the Austin Aztex this Sunday June 14 at 6pm. Tailgate begins at 4pm.
Did all you vatos see Miami FC vs los pinches Charleston Batterys on USL Live? (Click on highlighted words if you don't know the meaning) Primero the stupids thing dont work! Too many problemas with USL live... and is true Burrito steal wireless internet (and laptop) from the neighbor pero still, the connection Burrito half say buffering all the time and Burrito see only parts of game. Then Burrito see how Miami play ok game and then Zinho put in Paulo Araujo and team fall apart! The Blues lose possessions of their balls and then las putas Batterys score on stupids dead balls goal by some guy name Spicer? Yisus! Miami FC almost have no outside shots! Someone take shots peoples!
How can Miami FC stop losing games? Chingada madre! Burrito tired off losing so mucho! Time 4 Burrito to come outs of retiro and play again! Burrito going to play as centro delantero and score like he score with all the hot mamacitas in Miami! Time to wears the Blues shirts with pride and huevos! If Miami FC Blues players no play with huevos then we continue to "lose" like Burrito "lose" underwears one time when swimming in rivers back in Mexico!
Here is what Burrito think of team:Goalkeeper Hannigan is doing good. Goals not his fault(see defense)
Defense: Is shaky like when Burrito see hot mamacita and want to ax her out! Burrito disappointed with Facundo Erpen. Something missing there and Burrito no no what! Pero the good thing is Beowulf Kirby! He solid and play well, pero he no play in Charleston? Porque? Burrito also like Ramirez who might be fasterer then Burrito when he hear someone yell "Police"! Only thing about Walter is his bad centers but Burrito hope he get better soon or else Burrito call Police on him! "Z" also no play this game he have minutes he play good and minutes he play bad, pero Burrito like the name "Z", reminds him of zorro!
Midfield:Burrito think time to making changes in middle! Blues need to bench Miranda and Pulido, sorry carnales pero you not doing it in middle, time to give chance to Bueso, Traynor, Goldberg, anyone por el amor de Dios! Burrito think team play good with ball on ground. Time to dominates the mid and create opportunity's up front. Leo Inacio need help. We need general in middle! Forwards: Now we see all forwards and none can make gol! If Serna stop getting red he may be only one who play with huevos out there pero one player no make team! Marcina weak and only score one gol. Alcantara play ok pero no gol yet and not mucho from Araujo who play so little.
We know Miami FC have no money like Burrito so this all we half this year, sorry compadres! All Blues fans can do is sit back drink cerveza and wait for next season or a miracle from la Virgen de Guadalupe! Burrito leave you with episode of "Huevos in Space"!
Some people might complain that sport ticket prices in this town are expensive. In Baseball they can range from $315 to $12-$16 for upper nose bleed. For American Football it's even worse $41.00 to $700.00! Not to mention parking! But when you talk about Football Soccer then you really can't complain. Miami FC tickets are the cheapest in town for any professional sport at only $12, with FREE parking! You can't beat that... or can you? Well, we just found out that Miami FC tickets are going to be even cheaper! Go to your nearest South Florida Farm Store and with the purchase of any item you can ask for tickets to Miami FC's next game against the Austin Aztex June 14, 2009 at Lockhart Stadium (6 pm) and you'll get them for only 5 bucks! Yup, $5 is all it will cost you. For your nearest Farm Store (aka La Vaquita) location go here
Everyone needs to go over to the Miami Ultras site to check out this weeks episode of Mindless Thoughts of a Miami Soccer Fan hosted by Pieter Brown, Miguel Mejia and Uncle Ed. This week we discuss the recent loss to the Carolina Railhawks, the stadium ambiance, Serna's red card, Erpen going to Europe and the future of USL among other issues.
Be sure to check out Miami FC's next game vs The Charleston Battery tonight Wednesday at 7:30 pm on USL Live or you can see it here! Vamos Miami!
It's that time folks. Time to take the coolers out, buy some Hotdiggity dogs, some meat and bust out that old trusty grill and head out to Lockhart Stadium as South Florida's own Miami FC "Blues" gets ready to de-rail the visiting Carolina Railchickens! Yes, it's this Saturday, May 16, 2009 at 8 pm. Don't forget the Miami Ultras are organizing a Tailgate starting at 5:30 pm and not too far away in another section of the parking lot the Southern Legion will be doing the same thing, so you have alternatives!
Miami Ultras president Pieter Brown has designed the Beer logo that you see on this blog. How do you like them apples? Not bad don't you think? Don't be surprised if The Ultras start their own brewery! This might just become the official beer of Miami FC, USL, The United States Soccer Federation, FIFA and the world!
I wouldn't mind a nice cold Ultras Beer! So meet us for some fun times before we destroy the RailChickens!
According to the Miami FC site: The only player that will be missing is starting left back Walter Ramirez, who received a red card in the game against the Charleston Battery. Otherwise the team is complete and we could see the first glimpse of Cubans Reiner Alcantara and Pedro Faife. Carolina's coach Martin Rennie has some ex-MLSers like Brian Plotkin, Dan Paladini, John Cunliffe, and Gavin Gliton.
For ticket info go to Miami FC or call 305-728-2606 Vamos Miami! Let's go Blues!
Technology Nightmare Episode Week 3 on Mindless Thoughts of a Miami Soccer Fan podcast. Mindless Thoughts hosted by Pieter Brown, Uncle Ed and Miguel Mejia. We welcome special guest Ignacio Rodriguez, Miami FC Public Relations
Subjects covered: Miami FC vs Charleston Battery, Red Card on Walter Ramirez, Discussion with Ignacio Rodriguez Miami FC PR, Southern Legion absence at game, Suggestions to Miami FC and more...
Hola Miami Fans, and especially all the hot mamacitas out there! Burrito here reportings all things Miami FC to the worlds. (Click on highlighted words if you don't know the meaning of the word)
Today Burritos report is brought to you by Star Trek ! (Not really) But the new movie is coming out this Fridays so go see it with your carnales or a hot chula con chasisaerodynamico! Burrito sad to say Miami FC lose to lospinches Charleston dancing Batterys or somethings like that by 1-0. The thing that make us lose is that Burritos homeboy Walter Ramirez was given red card in minuto 18 for pushing a Carolina puto to ground. At time Burrito was buying beer so he no see peropeople say it no fair so Burrito believe Miami fans and will write to USL to complains about it. If you got huevos like Burrito then you write to USL and tell them Referee is Wancker! Write here to Presidente of USL: francisco.marcos@uslsoccer.com Please write email as follows:
Dear USL peoples, The Referees a Wancker, The Referees a Wancker, The Referees a Wancker, The Referees a Wancker, etc. Thank you and regards, Miami FC Blues Fan!
Report on USL site say over 1500 peoples go to game at Lockhearts on SaTURDay. We need more peoples! One thing that make Burrito sad is that this game there were no Southern Legion homeboys out there... porque? Not one! If you love Miami FC then some Legion members need to represents their group. Pero Burrito happy to see Ultras were there singing more spanish songs and that crazy EricsCartma... Burrito mean Eric Corey was jumping like mexican jumping bean and telling fans to sing! Vamos Miami!
Burrito think Miami FC need to make more advertizings on outside of stadium and with billboards close to FIU and Lockhearts Stadiums. The other day Burrito walk around Homey-stead and ax all his carnalesif they want to go see Miami FC with him and most people no know much about team! Some vato say to Burrito, "I think I see sign on Mexico game, pero I thought it was for MLS team that is coming to Miami" Burrito imediatleys tells that poor vatohe stupid and hit him on head with quesadilla! No, just kitten, Burrito tell him he need to read more about USL on internets and go to Miami FC site and Miami Ultras site and join them!
So Burrito think as much as Miami FC need to advertize Blues fans also need to take more people with them. Let's go peoples! It come down to everyone to make this team successful so that when one day Burrito find the right womens he will have little Burritos who can one day go and see Miami FClike his father the big Burrito! Here is video of Burritos old team the Miami Fusion, they make this commercial but it no come out much on TV. Miami FC need to make somethings like this!
Next game is Saturday May 16th, 8 pm @ Lockhearts Stadium vs the Chicken farmers from Carolina, Burrito think they called Railhawks but the Carolina Chickens sound better! For tickets go to Miami FC site or call 305-728-2606. As always the Miami Ultras will be having their Tailgates at 6pm so come by and have drink and if you see Burrito he give you a quesadilla and a beers! Vamos! Vamos Miami! Queestanochetenemosqueganar!
Hola South Florida futbol fans! (Click on highlighted words if you don't know the meaning of the word) Burritos mami come from Toluca this week and it a good thing cause with that Cochino Flu ting going it dangerous to be in Mexico now! Todays Burrito have mucho to talk about. Primero, Burrito happy Miami FC beat them Canadian Putos by 2-1. Goals by Burritos carnal Diego Serna and Leo Inacio and then them chingones from Canada score one but who really cares? No? The Blues won and that all that matters! Burrito like FIU stadiums, it very nice and cozy and makes Burrito wanna put on a poncho and live there forevers pero then Burrito see it half plastic for grass and that no good cause that no good! Burrito cant even smoke that grass! No good for balls controls and Burrito like havings mucho balls control! It make burrito feel good and all the mamacitas like that. Pero bueno, then Miami FC play back in Lockhearts versus those Rhino-cerotes from almost Canada, or someplace gawd forget about cause Burrito no care and unfortunetedly Miami FC lose and that make Burrito sad, pero it ok Burrito forgive players since Serna and Leo Inacio was not playings. Next games is Saturday May 2 against the Charleston Battery at Lockhart Stadium. All Burritos homeboys need to go or Burrito hit you on head! Be sure to go to http://www.miamifc.com/for ticket info or call: 305-728-2606 Burrito need Mami FC players to concentrate next game and not let them Chicken farmers from Charleston score! Last game Burrito was eating quesadilla with Corona beers in Lockheart Stadiums an the other team score Gol! Burrito almost chokes, It make bad for Burritos digestion when other team score! So Miami FC players hears Burrito now! If you let other team score.... Ah Chihuahua Burrito get mad and... Burrito get mad!
Burrito read Miami Ultras site and see Debate on witch Futbol stadium is betters. Lockhearts or FIU. Burrito tink it no matter. When Burrito first move from Toluca to Homestead Burrito used to takes the bus all the ways to Lockhearts to see Miami Fusion! So all you chingones cry babies need to get some huevos like Burrito and supports Miami FC in good and bad no matters where they are at. Miami FC is all Burrito half now and if South Florida lose this teams then Burrito will go on quesadilla strike! No more quesadillas ever! Ok, now Burrito go and eat some enchiladas! Hasta los huevos and silla at Lockhearts this Saturdays! Check out this video by a Miami FC Fan. Not too good but you get to see Diego's gol!
The Blues season will end on a disappointing note as they are out of any playoff hopes. A loss and a tie is all they could come up with on their 2 game road trip. Miami Ultras and a few staff met at Fritz & Franz Bierhaus in Coral Gables on Friday night to watch the Charleston Battery vs our Miami FC Blues in a match that was a must win.
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