Thursday, January 21, 2010

Miami FC tryouts, Zinho named to USL top 25, Kartik gets new job and more... by Burrito

Hola Amigos! Burrito here with Futbol news in South Florida and beyond this week!

Kartik gets new chamba
Burrito's Compadre and fellow Miami Ultra, Kartik Krishnaiyer, famous for being the most hated Blogger in the history of the worlds, was named the new NASL Director of Communications and Public Relations! (Ok, maybe he not the most hatted but he take Burritos job so Burrito a little angry!) Kartik will now rule over all bloggers and make fun of them from his new crystal castle in the sky overlooking Brickell Bay while he laugh at us pointing (middle) finger! This is the first step in his quest to take over all Futbol in the world and one day proclaiming himself El Dios de Futbol! Pero seriously, even though he is evil, Burrito wish him the best and will send him a quesadilla in the morning.
To read more here are a few links:
Official NASL Release
Miami Soccer Fan
Inside Minnesota Soccer
MLS Talk

Miami FC Tryouts
Burrito was looking for hot mamacitas on facebook today when he go to Miami FC facebook page (go HERE and join) and see that Futbol Trials for Miami FC will start next month! If you think you can play as good as Burrito then you need to go for it vatos!
Anyone who is interested in the OPEN TRYOUTS feel free to email the club at

USL News
USL has a report on the New PDL team the Schulz Academy, based out of the Fort Lauderdale area. They will play in the nine team Southeast Division of the PDL for the 2010 season. To read more go HERE

USL is also unveiling its top 25 USL-1 players of the decade. (That mean in the past 10 years for you dumbasses) Burrito read that one time World Cup Champion midfielder for Brazil and Miami FC and current Blues coach Zinho is listed at No. 23! Zinho is a true futbol hero for Burrito, read more at the USL site.

Team Name Search
Lately Burrito read the new NASL team from Minnesota is still trying to find its name! The National Sports Center Foundation, a non-profit organization that owns the new team, launched a fan vote contest to help choose the new team name. Burrito have good names for them like the "Minnesota Tacos" has a good ring to it si? What about the "Las Chimichangas"! If you got better names here is a link to the naming contest:
If you want to name another team this PDL side wants to name their team too:

Watch Party
Finally, before Burrito go to dog house to sleep and play with chew toy; Burrito want to invite all South Florida Futbol fans to join the Miami Ultras aka Sam's Army Brigade as they host the USA watch party as Burritos Gringos battle Robert Scorca's Catrachos! Come see USA vs Honduras! This Saturday, January 23, 2010 8:30 pm @ Fritz & Franz Bierhaus located at 60 Merrick Way in Coral Gables, FL 33134 call them at 305-774-1883! For more information go to


Kartik Hater said...

Yes, Kartik is Evil!

Anonymous said...

Burrito's post was good but this guy just killed Kartik!

Julio said...

Burrito is Evil for saying that about Kartik.

Burrito said...

Burrito going to pee on pinche Julio's car tire!
That chingado Dan Poopey on bigsoccer is just jealous cause Kartik make him his bitch!
But Kartik have evil plan to take over all Futbol in the world! Just you wait an see! This is only the beginings!

Anonymous said...

So Kartik is the man.

Indonesian Potency said...

good information..

L. A. G. said...

MLS Miami that what you guys need to work on.

Julio said...

FC Dallas will compete in the inaugural Walt Disney World Pro Soccer Classic Feb. 25 and 27, 2010, along with the Houston Dynamo, Toronto FC and the New York Red Bulls as part of their preseason training in preparation for the 2010 Major League Soccer season.
On Thursday, Feb. 25, FC Dallas will face Toronto FC at 8:30 p.m. while the Houston Dynamo take on the New York Red Bulls at 6 p.m. On Saturday, Feb. 27, the two losing teams will kick off at 6 p.m. with the two winners playing in the championship game at 8:30 p.m.

Anonymous said...

Nice one! There's still the other way if you'll need it...

Tires Miami