Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Barcelona Presidente Joan Laporta wants to Retire and then run MLS team in Miami!

Hola Miami and the worlds! Burrito wake up today and drink cafecito con huevos rancheros and read report today about Barcelona Presidente Joan Laporta i Estruch (Si, it's true, thats his name! His picture to the derecha). He is the vato who brings MLS futbol to Miami again so Burrito love him very much and Boliviano Marcelo Claure too! One day Burrito invite these home boys to some quesadillas con chile!
So el Senor Laporta have only one years left on his presidency with Barcelona. The vato is gonna be without a good chamba (work) so once his time is up he says he will come to Miami and be incharge of the Miami team himself!!! Mister Laporta has made a powerful team in Barcelona and he bring that winning experience and feeling to Miami. Burrito very excited about Barcelona Miami!
So Burrito want to say a few things... If Barcelona Miami is not going to happen then why would Barcelona make agreement with MLS and why would they tour the USA? Why would Barcelona sign agreement with FIU to use stadium? Burrito think MLS has already made agreement with Barcelona to award them the pinche Miami team but MLS being sneeky to not hurt other cities feelings. Every time a report comes out Barcelona acts like this is a done deal so Burrito think they know this thing is en la bolsa! (In the bag!) Ahuevo!
So what do you vatos think?
P.S. Everyone need to join the Ultras! Go here to join and Burrito send you 2 free quesadillas!
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Anonymous said...

Good stuff Burrito. I hope you are right, I hope the pinches team is a done deal.

Hans Wvolner Fluerbach said...

Geschlecht your Madre! Burrito is rucken. I Ausspucken in your quesedilla you Mexikanerin
hispanisch großes Fas.

I used to live in Orange Bowl und then they knock it down und then I sleep in FIU new stadium in summer and now the idioten tell Hans that Barcelona FC puts MLS Fussball in my home? Well crash my taco stand. If dis were Bayern Munchen then perhaps I suck myself peaceful but instead this is some Spanisch Narren fussball. Bayern is ein! Burrito is jerkass. Pinches vato jerkass.

Burrito said...

Pinche Hans, you no stop bothering Burrito he hit you on head with quesadilla untill you half cheese come out of noses! It no Burritos fault they throw down the chingado orange bowl, try to get work ass ball boy pinche culero! Maybe then you can stay in FIU stadium!
Viva Miami FCB!!!

Hans Wvolner Fluerbach said...

I do no work. Work is for Mexicans. I legal Immagracion you puto!

Juan y Fer said...

I think it is a bad news for Miami, the best thing for a club or a person is to be far from Laporta.
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