Thursday, April 8, 2010

Miami FC 2010 - Songs and Chants by Burrito

Hola Miami Futbol fans! (For non espanglish speakers click over highlighted words)
Burrito think he can help all the vatos from the Ultras and Southern Legion by giving them carnales some good examples of songs they can sing. Next time Burrito make you chingones pay him!
When Burrito grow up in Toluca, Mexico, he used to listen to July Church (Julio Iglesias) and did you putos know July used to play professional futbol in Espana? Si! That way before Enrique Iglesias was even a sperm in his left huevo! Bueno, that another story Burrito will write about, but his song with that mota lover Willy Nelson called "To all the girls I loved before" inspired Burrito to be a futbol star! Why? Cause Burrito love womens and want to be good player so he can get some hot mamacitas. Pero, that never happens cause Burrito not good player and he look so uglys, pero so uglys not even his mami love him! Burrito so ugly his mami refuse to breast feed him! Pero bueno, ok, here is songs that Burrito think Miami Fans can sing at Miami FC games! Vamos Miami!

1.- This one everyone knows By Wilard Esmith "Welcome to Miami"

Miami
Party in the city where the heat is on
All night, on the beach till the break of dawn
Welcome to Miami
Bienvenidos a Miami!


2.-"I'm In Miami Bitch", by LMAO.
With this song we tell MLS, USSF Div 2, NASL and all the teams in the world they are Miami FC's bitches! Cause Miami Rules!



Drink all day
Play all night
Let's get it poppin'
I'm in Miami bitch
Drink all day
Play all night
Let's get it poppin' I'm in Miami bitch!


3.- "Miami" by Osvaldo Rodriguez
Cuban singer gets political but Burrito like cause it could be good to sing for all these pinches teams who are up north and wish they could have Miami's bitches and beaches! Yeeehaaa!

Miami
Yo no me voy de aqui
No quiero ir a ningun lugar
Yo no saco pasaporte
Yo quiero ver lo que va a pasar


4.- Jingle by the Golden Girls called "Miami"
For some reason Burrito always get woody for Dorothy, she sing like siren calling Burrito to make sweet hate to her...

Miami, Miami, you got style
Blue sky sunshine, White sand by the mile
When you live in this town, each day is sublime
the coldest of winters are worm and divine
Miami, Miami!


Ok, so some of these not too good but at least Burrito trying! You got better ideas? tell Burrito and you get free quesadilla! Vamos Miami, buy Miami FC tickets! Game this Saturday April 10th vs Rochester Whinos! (ok, Rhinos but who care?) Game starts at 7:30pm Tailgate at 5:00 pm. FREE BEER!
Vamos Miami!

7 comments:

Maria said...

Uncle Ed Miami FC does have fans in Miami that will be offended if you change your name to FT Lauderdale.

Anonymous said...

Great Songs!
Miami is better then Tampon!
But lets first beat those whinos!

Daniel @ Garanhuns said...

BURRITO!!! This is an ex-afusionado!! Daniel!! How are you? How is our buddy Ted? I'm in Brazil now. Check out my site, see the goal the ref missed!! Are you still on Big Soccer?

Burrito said...

Ayyyy Chihuahua!
Burrito think all afusionados die or somethings!
No Burrito no on bigsoccer they gimme red cards the pinches culeros! Pero you can read Burrito in of heres! Come back to Miami we need the afusionados again! Burrito send you quesadilla!

Daniel @ Garanhuns said...

Thanks for the quesadilla!! I know Marcelo Neveleff, the asst. coach at Miami FC, he's a good friend of mine, he worked with the team where I live. I wrote a few posts about him on my blog some time back.

Burrito said...

Daniel send Burrito link can't find Neveleff link!
Ted still alive but move north.
Join Burrito's facebook group!
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=10150132962670716&ref=mf
Vamos Miami!

Daniel @ Garanhuns said...

Neveleff posts on my site:

http://www.wicketsandguayaba.blogspot.com/search/label/marcelo%20neveleff

enjoy!!